The Haidar Chronicles: September 2005

This is a collection of whatever funny/stupid things Haidar says. Yes, he actually says this stuff.

Friday, September 30, 2005

L'Obvoise

*Haidar* says: well its something with val and alex they don't tell me the obvoise
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: obvoise, haidar?
Mute Invert says: that's french for "stuff only idiots don't know"

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:16 PM 0 comments

The N-bomb

*Haidar* says: is it nigga or niggar?

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:15 PM 0 comments

The Decision

*Haidar* says: k so should i watch guy wacking off, or girl getting eaten?

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:14 PM 0 comments

The Unclosetting, part 2

*Haidar* says: is it a good movie tho? i was thinking of watching it with ma boyfriend

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:13 PM 0 comments

The Strokes

*Haidar* says: i be strokin'
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: strokin what haidar?

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:12 PM 0 comments

The Adjective

*Haidar* says:
chocklaty

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:11 PM 0 comments

The Thang

*Haidar* says: there aint a thang i can't do
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: except be smart for once in your life
Mute Invert says: oh snap

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:10 PM 0 comments

The Unclosetting

Haidar says:
god damn im a fag

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:10 PM 0 comments

The Affirmation

I'm Alberta Bound says: u all can blow me
Mute Invert says: ...
Haidar says: ok!

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:04 PM 0 comments

The Negation

*Haidar* says: no it aint not

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:04 PM 0 comments

The Server

Mute Invert says: alex
Mute Invert says: teach him to make his own server
Haidar says: yay
Haidar says: i tried screwing my self but that didnt work

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:03 PM 0 comments

The Cave Man

linds- giuseppe <3 says: you sound like a cave man
THAT Was an awsome Santana concert!-Haidar says: i AM a cave man
THAT Was an awsome Santana concert!-Haidar says: sitting here in my igloo
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: cave men didn't live in igloos dumbass, they lived in caves

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:02 PM 0 comments

The Greeting

Mute Invert says: yo
Haidar says: yo
Mute Invert says: yo
Haidar says: yo
Mute Invert says: yo
Haidar says: yo
Mute Invert says: yo
Haidar says: yo
Haidar is now Offline

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:00 PM 0 comments

Thursday, September 29, 2005

The Luck of Haidar

/\|_EX E\/||_: yeah, but it dosn;t really make much sense. and Dare is really weird. they like added another character to gorillaz, a chick
Mute Invert: don't remember her
Mute Invert: and noodle is a girl you know
Haidar: k good cos i been jacking of to her, good she aint a dude

# posted by Mute Invert @ 3:18 PM 0 comments

Friday, September 23, 2005

The Double Entendre, part 2

... says: HALO!!!
Mute Invert says: no
THAT Was an awsome Santana concert!-Haidar says: not now
THAT Was an awsome Santana concert!-Haidar says: i am expressing my lovve to carols sanatana
THAT Was an awsome Santana concert!-Haidar says: but later sure
Mute Invert says: ew

# posted by Mute Invert @ 11:22 PM 0 comments

Saturday, September 17, 2005

The URL

Haidar: whats the link for kazaa download
Mute Inver: you already asked me a million times for it and i have told you a million times i dont know
Haidar: url

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:41 PM 0 comments

Thursday, September 15, 2005

The Gay Sheep

-linds- giuseppe <3 says: he's a fag
*Haidar* says: yah me too

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:57 PM 0 comments

The Double Entendre

-linds- giuseppe <3 says: that's mine you bitch
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: you took it from me
*Haidar* says: i took it from eric ho
*Haidar* says: cos eric knows how to work it better
*Haidar* says: i mean

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:09 PM 0 comments

The Perfect Guy

-linds- says: he has black hair and blue eyes
-linds- says: he's like, perfect
-linds- says: he's 6 feet tall i think
Haidar* says: is he fat
-linds- says: no
-linds- says: what the hell?
Haidar* says: lol
Haidar* says: sorry i am bored
-linds- says: obiously if you're asking if he's fat

# posted by Mute Invert @ 9:58 PM 0 comments

The Balls

Haidar says:
spegati and balls are so good together

# posted by Mute Invert @ 9:58 PM 0 comments

The Homo sebian

Haidar says: whats a homosebian

# posted by Mute Invert @ 4:15 PM 0 comments

The Metric Conversion

Mute Invert says: .0048 cube metres
*Smooth Criminal* says: how many km is that?

# posted by Mute Invert @ 4:14 PM 0 comments

The Typo

Haidar: i know where your cumming from
Haidar: damn it thats a mistake
Haidar: i meant to write comming

# posted by Mute Invert @ 3:06 PM 0 comments

Sunday, September 11, 2005

The Difficulties

Mute Invert says: haidar, are you having erectile difficulties?
-linds- says: lfmao!
*Haidar* says: wtf is erectile

# posted by Mute Invert @ 2:46 PM 0 comments

The Chemistry Lesson

Haidar* says: its when an electron losses or gains an atom
Haidar* says: and ions help gasses gain electricity
Mute Invert says: the other way around
Haidar* says: lol
Mute Invert says: atoms don't spin around electrons
Mute Invert says: electrons spin around atoms

# posted by Mute Invert @ 2:31 PM 0 comments