The Haidar Chronicles

This is a collection of whatever funny/stupid things Haidar says. Yes, he actually says this stuff.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

 

The Unloved Child

-linds- giuseppe <3 says: i love you valentin
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: and alexander
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: and eric
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: and haidar
- Haidar - says: good job making me third

 

The Hair Cut

Mute Invert says: padma cut her hair
- Haidar - says: whoa
- Haidar - says: what color is it now?

Saturday, August 05, 2006

 

The Exam

Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: how many exams do you have?
Nikkiole says: 4
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: one for me
Nikkiole says: what? how did that happen?
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: dunno used ma skillz
Nikkiole says: which exam do you have?
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: social
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: and science final this friday
Nikkiole says: that's two, not one
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: i think of it as one
Nikkiole says: obviously you're not gonna do well if you have a math exam

 

The Bed Time Story

Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: and Lindsay was on msn
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: until she just went to bed
- Haidar - says: bye
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: and then it was just val and eric and I
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: what do you mean bye?
- Haidar - says: you said lindsay went to bed
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: what the hell?
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: last night she did
- Haidar - says: oh
- Haidar - says: heheh

 

The Lazy Penis

The joker laughs at you says:pnis
Nikkiole says:that's not even penis
Nikkiole says:that's how lazy you've gotten
Nikkiole says:you can't even spell the whole word now
The joker laughs at you says:i'm short of a penis

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