The Haidar Chronicles

This is a collection of whatever funny/stupid things Haidar says. Yes, he actually says this stuff.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Unloved Child

-linds- giuseppe <3 says: i love you valentin
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: and alexander
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: and eric
-linds- giuseppe <3 says: and haidar
- Haidar - says: good job making me third

# posted by Nikkiole @ 1:27 AM 0 comments

The Hair Cut

Mute Invert says: padma cut her hair
- Haidar - says: whoa
- Haidar - says: what color is it now?

# posted by Nikkiole @ 1:25 AM 0 comments

Saturday, August 05, 2006

The Exam

Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: how many exams do you have?
Nikkiole says: 4
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: one for me
Nikkiole says: what? how did that happen?
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: dunno used ma skillz
Nikkiole says: which exam do you have?
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: social
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: and science final this friday
Nikkiole says: that's two, not one
Haidar - I am you and what I see is me. says: i think of it as one
Nikkiole says: obviously you're not gonna do well if you have a math exam

# posted by Nikkiole @ 1:21 AM 0 comments

The Bed Time Story

Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: and Lindsay was on msn
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: until she just went to bed
- Haidar - says: bye
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: and then it was just val and eric and I
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: what do you mean bye?
- Haidar - says: you said lindsay went to bed
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: what the hell?
Nikkiole-Not a finga'! says: last night she did
- Haidar - says: oh
- Haidar - says: heheh

# posted by Nikkiole @ 1:14 AM 0 comments

The Lazy Penis

The joker laughs at you says:pnis
Nikkiole says:that's not even penis
Nikkiole says:that's how lazy you've gotten
Nikkiole says:you can't even spell the whole word now
The joker laughs at you says:i'm short of a penis

# posted by Nikkiole @ 1:04 AM 0 comments

Sunday, February 05, 2006

The Open Relationship

- Haidar - says: i thought i could tell you anything
- Haidar - says: guess not
A says: hahahahah
A says: but since when have you told me anything
- Haidar - says: since right now

# posted by Mute Invert @ 11:37 PM 0 comments

The Emasculation

- Haidar - says: i can't have any kids cos i keep shooting blanks
A says: ROFL
A says: GOD WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS

# posted by Mute Invert @ 11:35 PM 0 comments

Saturday, October 29, 2005

The Two Lindsays

Haidar! says:
yah, atleast two friends are doing it
-linds- giuseppe <3 says:
are you sure it's not just me saying it twice to you?

# posted by Mute Invert @ 11:30 PM 0 comments

The Typo, part 2

E-rock says:
individuality is overrated
E-rock says:
conform
Haidar! says:
condom

# posted by Mute Invert @ 4:42 PM 0 comments

Friday, October 28, 2005

The Date

Haidar! says:
i dunno if i like her or not, i enjoyed our time today so that could mean something
Haidar! says:
and i feel combftroable talking around her
Haidar! says:
i didn't have any erectile difficutlies

# posted by Mute Invert @ 11:19 PM 0 comments

Monday, October 24, 2005

The Gangsta

Haidar says:
G GG GGG UNOT

# posted by Mute Invert @ 10:14 PM 0 comments

Sunday, October 09, 2005

The Contradiction

Haidar! says:
i have a short dick, but i got a big cock

# posted by Mute Invert @ 12:56 AM 0 comments